Friday, May 22, 2009

HELP WANTED

  • A bounty of 20 gold coins is offered as reward for anyone finding Dr. Ernie Hamblin brass compass.
  • Wanted: ripe, plump, pig berries -- Dominique Brownoat.
  • A member of the Summer Court is wanted to deliver a message to Dr. Ernie Hamblin Regent of Summer for Lafourche Freehold.
  • Erik Feldenhoff, hedge guard of Summer, is currently taking applicants for a mission within the hedge. The group will be required to travel, deeply within the realm of brambles. Interested parties should apply at the yellow school bus in Lafayette Parish. All surviving party members will be handsomely compensated.
  • The despicable and extremely ugly troll, Wint of Suckled Marrow, is suspected of raiding trade caravans along Ravens Field. A bounty of 1200 gold coins will be paid to anyone claiming the head of this despicable troll.
  • Messengers needed! It's that time again Red Helix, the exile, is due his bounty. Hardy well armed changelings are needed to take payments to Red Helix. Apply in person at the Summer Court, be well armed, well prepared, and well a little crazy.